A community political party for every Gujarati who is frustrated, overlooked, and chronically online. Five constructive demands. Zero corporate sponsors. One very large, very resilient swarm â from Ahmedabad to Surat to Rajkot and every district in between.
Cockroach Janta Party is a community-driven satirical platform built for the young people of Gujarat who feel overlooked by mainstream political discourse. We are for the ones who keep getting called lazy, chronically online â and yes, sometimes, cockroaches.
From the chai tapris of Navrangpura to the textile markets of Surat â every frustrated, underrepresented, scroll-fatigued citizen of Gujarat deserves a voice that speaks their language. That is the mission of CJP Gujarat.
Read it once. Read it twice. Then forward it to five people who need to read it. These are constructive civic demands made in the public interest of Gujarat's citizens â no names, no targets, just ideas.
| No. | Demand | Category | Status |
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01 |
Environment
Breathable air must be a right, not a privilege â mandate strict AQI targets for every city.
Citizens across Gujarat and India are breathing hazardous air on a daily basis, yet enforcement of pollution norms remains weak and inconsistent. CJP demands legally binding AQI targets for every city above 5 lakh population, real-time public monitoring dashboards, and mandatory accountability reports from state pollution control boards every quarter. Clean air is not a luxury â it is a constitutional right under Article 21.
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Environment | âŗ Pending |
02 |
Public Health
Fix food safety enforcement â FSSAI standards must mean something on the ground, not just on paper.
The Food Safety and Standards Authority of India (FSSAI) sets standards that are routinely ignored at the street, restaurant, and packaged goods level. Adulteration, mislabelling, and hygiene violations remain widespread. CJP demands increased frequency of unannounced inspections, stronger penalties for repeat offenders, transparent public disclosure of violation records, and an independent third-party audit of FSSAI enforcement outcomes â because what Indians eat directly determines how they live.
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Public Health | âŗ Pending |
03 |
Education
Rebuild the education system around skills and critical thinking â not rote memorisation and marks.
India produces millions of graduates each year, yet unemployment and skill gaps persist at alarming levels. The existing system rewards memorisation over understanding, coaching centres over curiosity, and rank over readiness. CJP demands a phased overhaul of school and college curricula to embed vocational skills, financial literacy, and civic awareness from the ground up â alongside meaningful teacher training, infrastructure investment in government schools, and an end to the culture of pure exam pressure that is damaging an entire generation.
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Education | âŗ Pending |
04 |
Governance
Zero tolerance for corruption â transparent systems, protected whistleblowers, and fast-tracked trials.
Corruption in public services, procurement, and administration remains one of the biggest daily burdens on ordinary citizens â from getting a birth certificate to accessing government schemes. CJP demands fully digitalised public service delivery with audit trails, strengthened and genuinely independent whistleblower protection mechanisms, fast-tracked courts specifically for corruption cases, and publicly accessible asset declarations for all government servants above a specified grade. Corruption is not a cultural habit â it is a policy failure.
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Governance | âŗ Pending |
05 |
Law & Order
Prioritise solving real crimes â police resources belong on investigations, not content policing.
Law enforcement capacity is finite and precious. When investigative resources are diverted toward monitoring social media posts, managing content controversies, or responding to calls for boycotts of films and products, real crimes â theft, fraud, violence, missing persons â receive less attention and slower resolution. CJP demands that law enforcement agencies be evaluated and resourced based on crime resolution rates, case closure times, and victim outcomes â not on the volume of content-related interventions. Citizens deserve a police force that solves crimes.
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Law & Order | âŗ Pending |
We do not check caste, religion, or gender. CJP Gujarat is open to all citizens who believe Gujarat's community deserves better representation and a more honest public voice. We do, however, have four basic standards.
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REQ / 01
Unemployed or Underemployed
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By force, by choice, or by principle. Whether you are between jobs, a fresh graduate without placement, or a freelancer between clients â you belong here. We do not ask, and we do not judge. |
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REQ / 02
Physically Tired
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Physically only. The brain may continue to spiral with thoughts, ideas, and strong opinions about governance at any hour. This is perfectly normal and in fact strongly encouraged. Rest is a right. |
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REQ / 03
Chronically Online
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Minimum 11 hours of daily digital engagement, including research, social media, news consumption, and bathroom-adjacent scrolling. Reels about governance gaps count as political awareness. |
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REQ / 04
Can Express Views Constructively
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As long as your content is thoughtful, honest, and points at something that genuinely needs improvement for the public good. Threads, opinion pieces, and canteen debates all qualify. |